Honestly, I didn’t know what to expect when I hit play on the TV. I had seen so many promotional trailers and sneak peeks for this film, that I have to admit that I was a little peaked with excitement, waiting for the release date to finally arrive. With a little relief, the opening sequence started off on the right step. But this mess then steered off course with a “time travel” type start, then was referenced by the characters as a historical video “element,” and then…well…who knows what the fuck people were thinking when they put this god awful mess to film in post. What I was looking forward to seeing was Reeves’ “John Wick” personae kicking a little ass thought the films run…but sadly, it wasn’t meant to be. I will admit that there some traces of a stunning plot that could have brought the entire house down, just like the brilliantly delivered surprise in the first film, but this film fell apart after all of the talk about the "blue pill and the red pill" was being reinforced over and over again. And prepare yourself for the constant flashback scenes from the previous films; like Wachowski really had to remind someone…anyone, of the brilliant first films and what stories they told.
The visual effects were stunning, some stunts were again brilliantly thought out into a conceptual dance of perfection, but other effects were old and have been seen so many times already, that it got a little old to view. As mentioned before, the slow motion scenes were in abundance, most of the time delivered as a joke in a "real world" presentation, like the original film didn't already receive a lot of that. There was nothing memorable in the new action scenes, most were sadly choreographed and delivered in diverse angles that you might have seen in other films.
I’d like to tell you that this film is full of cheese and that it’s good entertainment, but I just can’t lie to you or myself. This film is beyond a rare disappointment, and that one, cold nightmare that Hollywierd is becoming a cesspool of bad rewrites and reboots has now become a reality.
This movie didn’t just tank, it actually sank before leaving dock. Be glad I didn't post this review before Christmas, it certainly put a small dent in mine.
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