Saturday, March 9, 2024

"A WEREWOLF IN ENGLAND" FAILS AT ALL LEVELS

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πŸŽ₯🎞️Movie Review🎞️πŸŽ₯ - A WEREWOLF IN ENGLAND [2020] - PG13 - Directed & written by Charlie Steeds. Cinematography and editing also by Charlie Steeds. Produced by May Monteiro, Jeremy Rothwell, and Charlie Steeds. Starring Reece Connolly, Tim Cartwright, Natalie Martins, and Jessica Alonso.

A dark comedy/horror British indie feature film about an 1800's demon slayer [Connolly] that is arrested and being transferred to a larger city to defend his life is exposed [by chance] to a countryside Inn that collects fresh warm bodies for a group of werewolves that devour newly acquired tenants with fierce and ultra-bloody attacks leaving very few people alive over one night of mayhem.

**This film has a low Audience Score and Viewer Rating. Aspect Ratio was captured at 2.39:1 which is WAY OUT of any allowed format in the U.S. No official budget information was released or found concerning this indie film.

THE GOOD - This movie has a beginning and an ending. The productions wardrobe was impressive presenting a somewhat believable Victorian-era England.

THE BAD - Bad acting, terrible monster effects, lots and lots of badly planned practical effects filled with blood and shitty gore.

POST MORTEM - Indie filmmakers have given this feature high reviews, so much so, that it persuaded me to watch this pile of shit and try to seek something good to say about it. Outside of two indie films produced in San Antonio, Texas between 2021 and 2023, this shit fest has the top spot for the crappiest and dumbest film that I have ever reviewed.

SUPER DOGSHIT πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©[5 Poops]

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